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Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, So she stumbled out the door into the snow. |
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When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back. |
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
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Now were all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle. |
It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts or send them back? |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
Now the goose is on the table And the puddin' made of pig. And a blue and silver candle, That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig. |
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I've warned all my friends and neighbors. Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. |
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
The History of the SongThis song was written in 1977 by a man named Randy Brooks. Randy wrote this song to be a sort of humorous song for christmas. Since almost all chirstmas songs are serious. The tune to the song is an original and is a fairly catchy tune, it sort of sticks in your head. |
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